

Homebody Taurus has much more earthbound goals. Aquarius rules the zodiac's eleventh house of friends and society he's the unofficial mayor wherever he goes, and is meant to spread himself among the people. While Taurus may humor these characters in passing, all hell breaks loose when Aquarius invites his tribe of wayward souls to spend the weekend, or to sleep on the couch "until they get their act together." Not on Taurus' leather club chair and alpaca throw pillows! You can try to compromise, but you'll only end up short-changing your natural gifts. Aquarius habitually befriends the most eccentric people-the corner wino who's solved the string theory, the local fortune teller, his bus driver. Then there's the matter of your social circles, which rarely overlap. Free-spirited Aquarius will flee from the Bull's possessive grip, which only clenches tighter the more Aquarius flits about. While you may start out fascinated by each other, the magic ends faster than you can say "pixie dust." Taurus will quickly offend Aquarius with his heavy-handed opinions and staunch political views. Taurus is an Earth sign who plants deep roots Air sign Aquarius is an adventurous nomad who goes wherever the wind blows. Rebel Aquarius is an oddball who lives to defy rules and convention. Old-fashioned Taurus craves tradition, order and security. Your signs have so little in common, it's hard to make a go of this. Your independent signs need to develop your own lives, then reunite with thrilling tales from the road. Closeness breeds more ennui than affection. If you're determined to be together, push yourselves to go beyond platonic borders by traveling, taking classes, even performing on stage together.


Cool Aquarius gets overwhelmed by the Ram's passion and physicality-there's way too much touching, grabbing and kissing for the airy Aquarian temperament. Your styles of affection are different, too. For Aquarius, problems are solved with steely logic or left alone, but Aries is unable to curb obsessive thinking, which drives Aquarius mad. While casual Aquarius likes to keep the conversation light, Aries has intense, brooding spells that demand way too much emotional attention. After a couple weeks, the Bickersons sideshow routine gets old, especially for Aries, and you run out of things to talk about. It's as though you've met your twin and alas, you may soon feel more like siblings than lovers. Banter leads you to the bedroom fast, where the sex is playful and experimental (though not heavy on the emotional connection). You're amazed by how quickly the other delivers a hilarious comeback or a clever opinion, and it turns you on. You're laugh-a-minute friends who make a fine comedic duo, but the romance isn't as hearty as your side-splitting guffaws. AQUARIUS + ARIES (March 21 - April 19) ♥♥♥♥
